She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
