Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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