This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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