next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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