I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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