She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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