he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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