Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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