girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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