trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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