you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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