why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
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