Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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