people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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