I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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