Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
The uberlube is also flammable
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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