your parents love me but you hate me
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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