Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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