Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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