Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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