how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Randomize
