i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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