Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
i believe in u and ur pee
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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