her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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