I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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