Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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