Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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