Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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