Everything about him screamed your future.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I need to align my fucking chakras
how does that bad decision feel?
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