We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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