We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
