I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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