we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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