it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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