Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
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