Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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