why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
How external is "for external use only"?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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