problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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