is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
there is puke in my bra ... again
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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