I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
