if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
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