Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
In other news, I just burned my penis
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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