drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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