Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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