Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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