everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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