It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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