One girl and one boy is just not enough.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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