if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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