So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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