It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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