are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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