i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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