it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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