Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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