they said they heard you say put it in my butt
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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