The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
My hand turned me down
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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