is your mom at the bar?
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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